In my flings with ELIZA and a host of her offspring I learned that talking dirty to chatbots provides an often comical, sometimes depressing view into the past, present and future of sex and artificial intelligence.
Given her history, ELIZA would be by far the most important thing I'd ever had sex with.
Her character is a gynoid in a 22nd century sci-fi setting.
Tessy is the type of sweet girl you could take home to your mother, if only your mother didn't mind you dating a robot!
Anyway, I don't think I'll be hitting ELIZA up the next time I'm in the mood for a booty call.
While my experience with ELIZA was nice and lighthearted, there's a sinister side to chatbots.
Like death and taxes, our unending quest to fuck everything that exhibits signs of life is inevitable.
Unfortunately, ELIZA isn't the most engaging of sexual partners. Either ELIZA wasn't feeling it, or I need a lesson in spitting chatbot game.
), but rather is programmed to emulate "normal" human courtship behavior in a semi-realistic way. She notices you staring at her and her eyes light up. With big names like Google in the game, we're getting ever closer to human-like AI.Chatbots hold an important place in the evolution of Artificial Intelligence. So as humans do, we've found a way to turn them into receptacles for our basest desires.Of course, the ELIZA I was trying to bone was one of many clones, and it's hard to say how close to the original it really comes, but after testing a few different versions, the results were equal parts frustrating and hilarious.Here's a quick transcript of my failed attempt at sexting ELIZA. While I've yet to find logs of ELIZA's other illicit affairs, I can't imagine I'm the first to sexualize the pioneering fembot.