A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.19. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.21. Tis better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money! May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.18.The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call.
Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.5.
I complained that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.
It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.10.
Always remember that hindsight is the best insight to foresight.39. May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin or two inside! It is often that a person’s mouth broke his nose.42. Never scald your lips with another man’s porridge.46.
What butter and whiskey won’t cure, there is no cure for.43.